Just last night I posted about a woman who died as paramedics struggled to find a way to remove her from her home. Today 900 lb fat ass Oscar Vasquez Morales was removed from his home & all it took was 20 firefighters. I have a feeling they would have rather run into an inferno than deal with this half ton hamplanet though.
The 44 year old was removed from his home so that he may receive weightless surgery. It took a team of 20 firefighters and additional volunteers to move the man who weight more than an adult horse.
Oscar was lucky to win the lard lottery and receive aid from the Antiochian Gorditos Heart Foundation which received thousands of requests for aid a year from desperate fatties. Just think what good all the resources from these obese outreach programs could go to if these waffle stompers had a shred of self control. We probably have world peace and free energy, instead we have job security in the field of removing half a ton of lard from their bed to the hospital. Maybe we can start selling tickets to see these freakshows get hoisted out of their homes, think of it like a modern day tractor pull!
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