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Welcome to 2016 Shitlords, lets reflect upon the fat acceptance bullshit of 2015!

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Happy new year and welcome to another year full of possibilities! I would like to think that 2015 was where this site really started to come into its own. In fact our traffic grew to over 40x what we had in 2014! Not only that but after checking out the traffic comparisons I noticed that in less than 2 full days the site has already picked up roughly 10% of the traffic that we had in 2014! So expect a banner year from NotYourGoodFatty! I would like to say thank you to all the shitlords out there that continue to visit the site!

 

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That might seem crazy until you think about the level of bullshit spouted about by the fat activists over the last year. So let’s take a look at some of the most popular posts, and a few of my personal favorites from the last year!

I managed to ruffle some feathers of a fat activist last year, after debunking her numerous claims about living in poverty she felt the need to try to find out who I was. So Amanda posted pics of my face online and asked her butter huffing followers to find me out and expose me to my friends, family, and work place. I don’t agree with scaring someone into silence, its pathetic and exactly what I would expect from a social justice retard like Amanda who has some interesting double standards when it comes to dating btw. So I decided to help her out with some wanted posters, I don’t think she appreciated the gesture. To date the shitlord known only as NotYourGoodFatty is still at large making fun of fatties and their bullshit.

 

Lets start with one of my personal favorite articles in which a fat acceptance “artist” decides to have a 5 layer cake as a snack and try to pass it off as art! I mean we could talk about how that many calories could easily feed a starving family for a few days, but the needs of the starving pale in comparison to the needs of the perpetually hungry!

 

Athletic people look athletic, and generally characters in video games perform on par with olympic level athletes. The people at bulimia.com felt that accurately portraying athletic body types was too hard on the feelings of the fats so they decided to fatten them up.

 

Almost a month after the bulimia.com debacle Anonymous and the rest of the internet decided that the fat activists should have a taste of their own cake, erm… medicine! So instead of taking athletic bodies and fattening them up, people decided to take the bloated bodies of fatties and slim them down to realistic proportions.  Fatties were not happy, in fact even the infamous Tess Munster raised her bingo wings up in arms!

 

It should come as no surprise that fatties ran off to use lies and misinformation as tools to smear the campaigns. I mean how dare we make a copy of their own ludicrous campaign and use it against them. Still the more they would moo and complain the more exposure the campaigns got.

 

A big proponent of Fat Acceptance is that you can be healthy and fat, that pandering to their feelings is more important than any health risks. So what do you do when a 13 year old dies during a stretching warm up? If you’re obese and don’t want to admit the truth you ignore it and go along talking about how Jessica Jones is fat shaming, or how its fatphobic that the birth control medicine “Plan B” doesn;t work for the morbidly obese. I mean how important is a child’s life in comparison to getting triggered hashtags?! If we didn’t live in a world where calling out obesity was seen as a hate crime Malik might still be alive today.

 

What happens when a fat activist gets 15 minutes of fame? She turns to crowdfunding and tries to cash in on every cent she can. Her spiraling plummet to obscurity is pretty well documented on here in fact her rise and fall is the #3 article when you google “Militant Baker”. Now her site is largely just a list of affiliate links to keep money coming in since she had to close down her patreon, and her repeat attempt of a body love conference failed horribly.

 

Jes Baker really exposed how easy it was for a fatty to spout lies about being fat for money. This has been an area that I’ve been focusing on more and more, because if there is anything worse than being a fat ass, its being a fat ass con artist. I recently did another article as a follow-up showing more “activists” that have failed to deliver on their crowdfund campaigns.

 

Kiva Bay is probably going to be something of a regular on this site for a bit. She first popped up on my radar after making a nonsensical statement about coming out as fat. A momentary glance at Kiva from any distance would tell you that. Still with the amount of ways she’s trying to fill her pockets and her corpulent stomach this seems like just a bad publicity stunt. I am happy that I have found it though because its rare to find someone so delusional that they can come out as a fat starving artist… with a button to give to her “burrito fund”.

 

I like to think that there are plenty of fatties that are too fat to fuck, and in all honesty many fatties probably shouldn’t due to the risk of heart attacks, crushing their partner, or the floor collapsing and killing everyone underneath them. This is probably evolution in the making, if you can’t maintain the willpower to keep a human shaped body, than you probably aren’t responsible enough to take care of kids. So the world fattest couple will undergo weight loss surgery so they can finally see their genitalia and get laid. The effects of the surgery will probably get undone shortly after due to many post coitus celebration trips to the buffet!

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