Crowdfunding continues to milk delusional fatties for all they’re worth. You have Kiva Bay, who doesn’t feel her backers deserve responses on her failed KickStarter. Fatittude is still asking for funding despite having finished the film for some time, but oddly backers still don’t have a copy of the film. Then there’s Marilyn Wann’s “Weight loss downsides” that took over a thousand dollars to never launch a website, and Ragen Chastain’s “Ironfat” project. These are only some of the more prolific fatties trying to cash in on “muh curves”. There are countless fat bloggers who have more donate buttons and Patreon links than stretchmarks and cellulite.
So it should come as no surprise that someone else will gladly take money from desperate fatties who want to hear that they are sexy and deserve any partner they want in the form of a video game. Who is behind such a project? Illustrator Paige Hall.
Two Scoops is dating sim where a morbidly obese woman working at an ice cream shop has her choice of several attractive co workers. I wonder why Paige would feel the need to create a fictional universe where a waddling pile of lard can have their pick of any person they want. Don’t believe me? Check out the creators description.
Two Scoops is a fresh, new visual novel + dating sim about love and ice cream! It’s the story of a big girl in a small town who finds romance at her local ice cream shop.
A story about a fatty working at an ice cream shop that finds someone to love her? Its a dairy whales wet dream!
So a dating sim where the character looks like this…
Yet … all of two scoops romance choices ..seem to be a little different. I just can’t quite put my finger on it, maybe if we look at them we can figure it out..
We have Maya, her legitimately curvy and attractive boss, note the thigh gap…
The muscular Malik, who loves to compliment you. A muscular masculine dude who just can’t help but gush over you, he’s probably a feeder.
Jamie, who is enigmatic and thin, I am sure he will eventually see how beautiful the fatty really is. she is probably just struggling with genetics and simply can’t help weighing more than the rest of the staff combined.
Lastly the half tuck rocking bad boy who looks like he was regurgitated right out of Tumblr, Noah.
The KickStarter proudly states
Our cast includes love interests of varying personalities, multiple genders and diverse backgrounds, so we hope that there will be someone for everyone to love!
Wait…. I’ve finally figured it out! These people you can date….they are all human shaped and conventionally attractive! Its almost like this is a big masturbatory project just to make fatties feel loved by people that would barely tolerate them! Why would an obvious fatty like Paige here make such a game?
Yup! Lil miss chub rub here isn’t attracted to fatties, but really…who is? So it only makes sense that she would design a game where an ice cream shoveling lolcow like herself could only romance bodies of fit active healthy people.
Sure this is great for living a fantasy where any of these people would find the main character attractive, but what about those rare fatties that want to wallow in the sallow tepid flesh of someone who has a body just like their own?
Apparently that’s extra, nearly 30% more than the initial goal. With three weeks left and nearly at 40% of their goal I am sure two scoops will become successfully funded. This looks like just another ham that’s slightly smarter than the average fatty looking to make a quick buck off a desperate and delusional crowd she knows all to well. I look forward to seeing how two scoops turns out, will it be another joke of a project that will never come to light, or the most laughable batch of fatlogic and pudgy pandering of 2017?
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